Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon
Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 2862 views
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