Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!

Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
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