Santa To Rikshaw Wala
Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 772 views
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