Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai,

Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon mai,

Kya yhi pyar hy?

Girl:Nahi, ye Kamzori hy kaminay:->

Drip lgwa le.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views

A SHEiKH on his death

A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Camera Man

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Koftey

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
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Naswar kay koftay…

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Amrica ka baap hun

Aik pathan ne bete ka naam amrica rakh liya

dost:amrica humara dushman hai ap ne ye naam kiun rakha?

Pathan:hum batana chahta hai k hum amrica ka baap hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Technological Mistake

Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)