Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 602 views

Santa: Race Dekhte huye-Prize

Santa: Race Dekhte huye-Prize kisko milega?
Banta: Sab se aage waale ko.
Santa: To ye saale peeche waale kyun bhag rahe hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta

Teacher:
Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahi Karta?

Student:
Miss Wo Pehle He Kutton Wali
Zindagi Guzar Raha Hota Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Small World

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.

The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."

He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne school chor dia

Dost :ap ne school ana kiun chor dia hai.
Sardar:yaar mere papa kehte hain aik hi jagah bar bar jane se ijazat kam hu jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)