Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

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