Ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views

Salesman

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.

Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shairy funny

Agr tum mil jao to tumhari tangen tor den ge hum,

aur tumen pakar k tumhare pechay kute chor den ge hum.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan To His CHICKENS

Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tez a rhi bus ko roka

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dear Kanjoos Customer

Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs.

your SubscrptionKanjoosi is valid untill Allah give U taufeeq to send me sms. Thanks for using kanjoosi packge.

“Kanjoos”

TUM HE TO HO

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)