Ek zaradri mota taza tha

Ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong

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