Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1239 views

Master Ji, Kis Se Panga Le Rahe Ho?

Santa Jab School Mein Padtha Thha Tab Vo Ek Din School Mein Ek White Aur Ek Black Shoes Pahan Ke Chala Gaya.

Sir Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Bola: “Abhi Ghar Ja Aur Shoes Change Karke Aa”

Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: “Sir Ji Koi Fayda Nahi, Ghar Mein Bhi Ek Black Aur White Shoes Hi Pade Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Malik. and Noker

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan was Weeping

Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife:” Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mein Jyada Aur Padayi

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.

Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.

Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”

Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”

Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)