Pappu Apne Friend Golu
Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.
Pappu: “ Pichle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye ”
Golu: “ Fir? ”
Pappu: “ Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di ”
Golu: “ Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne ”
Pappu: “ To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1325 views
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