A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

Bhagwan jab Akkal

Biwi : Bhagwan jab Akkal Baat Rahe thhe Tab Tum Kaha Thhe
Husbnd : Me Tumhare Sath Shaadi Ke Fere Le Raha Thha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tareeqa btao

Judge:suna hai ap ne apni bv ko 15 sal se dara dhmka kar rakha howa hai.
Admi:wo darasal...
Judge:safai ki zaroorat nai tareeqa btao.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai

Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:

Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)