Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1116 views

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend K Saath Movie Dekhi..??

Husband: Kya Karein,
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Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bachon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Laayakh Kaha Hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Last night was my fault

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Mother:hey son ,your younger

Mother:hey son ,your younger brother is crying badly,
why dont you lovingly cares him.

Son :mom I’m bzy .

Mother:what are ya doing.
Son :I’m eating his biscuits

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Duhki Tha

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic
Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Thank you for calling ufone

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)