doctor ki shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

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