Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend
Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend K Saath Movie Dekhi..??
Husband: Kya Karein,
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Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bachon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Laayakh Kaha Hai.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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