Me naya FM Radio laya hun
Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Chor Do
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Doston Ne Kaha Mobile
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Do
Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi
Peena Chor Do
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Mummy Ka Peecha Chor
Do :P
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