Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se
Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.
Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?
MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1488 views
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek
hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay
rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girls tention: sawal out of sallaybus na aa jae
boys tention:
sala roll number fast banch pe na aa jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 1st time pizza hot geya
to waiter ne pizza la k rakh dia
Sardar adhe ghante tak betha raha phir cheekh k bola:
“O naan rakh gaya ain, Salan tera peo day ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
*girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: “Shadi ke shuru me jab main khana paka ke lati thi aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par ab aisa kyo nhi hai” Husband: “kyo ki ab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Gujjar ki MAJJ Masjid me chali gai.
Molvi sahib ne Gujjar ko bohat danta.
Gujjar bola Molvi sab janwar c ghalti nal aa gya kadi sanu wekhya je
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Poetry
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
.
"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
JUmma mubarak
Ramadan muBarak
Eid mUbarak
Tum LOg mujee kb kaho ge
Shadi mUbarak :p
by @irha@ (few years ago!)