Bollywood Songs Dedicated to Student Life

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1312 views
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Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

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