Parents are funny

Parents are funny They want me to learn how to survive in the wilderness,

but they won't let me go to the mall on my own.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1073 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

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Candidate: M P. Sir

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
soch ko salam

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0

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