Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.

Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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