Ek Indian ja raha tha
Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.
Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska
baap nahi manta ..!:-o
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 957 views
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