Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

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