Sardar ki dor
Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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