Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 850 views

Woodland k shoes

Grl- ? mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad
mt kr ?
Boy- ? Q? ?
Grl- ? is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k
Alwa kuch nhi ? Boy- ? Are Pagli......... ? mere Pas
WOODLAND k Shoes He na bs tu pat ja naa.......!! ?

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
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Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare Mamu ghoomen ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jyada Tez Ladkiyo Se Kaise Nipta Jaye

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”

Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein

Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”

Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)