Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha.
1 Din “D” K School Me Sports Day Tha Or Wo Apne Baap Ko B Sath Le Gaya.
Jab “D” Recing Me Dor Raha Tha To Us Ka Baap Chilaya:
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
Run-D,
Run-D ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Telescope

An astronomer was watching the sky from his
telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star
falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you
made!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.

Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
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HUSBAND :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor's b.v

1 admi ka gala kharab ho gya tow raat ko 3 bajy doctor k ghar gya bell di ore dard ki waja sy ahista sy bola doctor sahab hein???
doctor ki b.v ny b us sy ahista sy kaha ni hn aa jao!!!!

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

by lescol (few years ago!)