500 ka note mila
Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or
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but the
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Pucho Kaise?
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