A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Agar Mere Ko Pata Hota

Ik Haryanvi ne bank se car loan liya. Voh loan vapis nahi kar paya. Bank vale uss ki car le gaye.

Funny Haryanvi: Agar mere ko yeh pata hota to mein apni shaadi ke liye bhi loan leta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know,
so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

James Bond Buys A Pan

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.


When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies
Dhai(2.5) another day!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.

Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki Lambi Line Thi.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”

Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”

Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”

Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)