1 admi k ghar ka samny kutta mara para tha uss ny muncipal commetie ko phone kiya"mery ghar ka samny kutta para hy utha lein"
jawab mila:wahin dafan kar do.
us admi ko gussa tow bohat aya par tahamul sy bola"g mein dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa karni thee"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 922 views

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Neend aati hai to

Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai,

Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai,

Phir Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ami mera teacher kitna piyara hai

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: ILY…<3

Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: I’m leaving u

Bezetiii :p ;p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)