Biwiya Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unka Ek Shabari Bhkat Pareshan Halat Mein Jata Hai Aur Puucha Hai.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Yeh Biwiya Sharab Se Itni Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Uski Taraf Dekha, Muskuraye Aur Bole.

Baba Ji: “Kyun Ki Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata Hai, Jo Ki Vo Nahi Chahti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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