Pappu: Hospital mein operation ke baad Hosh aaney par bola “Doctor Mera Operation Toh Kaamyab Raha”

Aawaaz aayi Hospital, Doctor, Duniyadari sab neeche hee rah gayi…..
Mein Yamdoot Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1038 views

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook Kitni Popular

Facebook Kitni Popular Ho Rahi Hai, Is Cheez Ka Andaza Is Choti Si Bat Se Pata Chalta Hai.

Ek Bar Ek Person Ne Apne Facebook Ke Status Par Likha.

“I Am Gonna Sleep Shirtless At Night…!”

After Sometime, 17 Mosquitoes Like His Status.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why

B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti

G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zubaiada apna ka guse me totka

Jo qoom 2 mint signal par khari nai ho sakti wo kia khaak apne pairu par kia khari hogi.
Zubaida apa aj tapi howi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)