Pappu: Hospital mein operation ke
Pappu: Hospital mein operation ke baad Hosh aaney par bola “Doctor Mera Operation Toh Kaamyab Raha”
Aawaaz aayi Hospital, Doctor, Duniyadari sab neeche hee rah gayi…..
Mein Yamdoot Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views
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