Lady : I forgot the name,

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 772 views
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