Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

aik pathan uk gaya

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hote

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Larki Se

Ek Pathan… Larki Say Hum Say Shadi Karo Tum Ko Sawab Milay Ga..

Larki: Woh Kaisay?

Pathan: Hamari Shadi Hogi Bacha
Hoga, Bache Ka Name Sawab Khan Rakhenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Short Laughs & Quips

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.

satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola

Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)