Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun

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