A phatan joined Army
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 822 views
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Super Bezti =D
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bs karo, pehlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kr lo
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