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jis ki MAGGI me se masala ka pack hi na nikle

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 840 views
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There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Patni:Jb tum Desi pite ho

Patni:Jb tum Desi pite ho,muje Paro kehte ho.

Beer pite ho to Darling.

Par aj Bhootni Q kah rahe ho?
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Pati:Aj maine SPRITE piya h, Seedhi bat no bakwas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar told his son

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NEW CADBURY AD

NEW CADBURY AD

Boy : Can I have a bite of your dairy milk ?? :)

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hai :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papa Humaray Ghar main

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
pathan in namaz

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi
Or woh report darj karane ke liye thaney geya

Sipahi ne report darj karte hoey poochaTumhari cow ki nishani kia hai

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