Pati daaru pi kar
Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo
Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...
Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1280 views
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A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."
"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.
Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,
LARKI:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on stage
& watch other girls dressed beautifully
& think..
.
Ye sab aaj se pehle kahaan mar gai thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Poetry
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
.
"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pehli parosan, “beti aaj kya paka rehi ho? ”dosri parosan “daal” pehli parosan “lakin khusboo to morgi pakne ki aa rehi hay?” dosri parosan “jee han,pak to morgi hi rehi hay lakin aap hi to kahti hain ghar ki morgi daal barabar.”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)