facebook status
molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status
from Single to Married ???
Boy: yes yes yes
Girl: yes yes yes
Molvi: you are now husband and wife , you may now
upload ur wedding pics and don’t forget to tag
me..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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