Had ha yar

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
.
.
.
Reply comes !
.
Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 928 views
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