Aam Ka Ped Main Apple
Funny Man ik ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?
Funny Man: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Funny Man: Pata hai, Apple saath laaya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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