Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
Is Liye Ap Ko Meray Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati Ha…
Pata Nhi Aesay Messages Loug Mujhay Hi Kio Send Kartay Hain.
Aisi Kia Baat Ha Mujh Main?
I’m So Sweet Na?…
(‘.’)>(‘.’)
<)( /)(>
. /\ /\ Ammi Meri Nazar Tou Utar Dain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 786 views

Pehla Operation

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi pathan ko marr raha tha

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega





Muje Rashan Nai Mila.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ye jo Samnay Larka

Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.

Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.

Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Go To The Hospital

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)