Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword
santa bar bar apni windows ka
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Ek baar usne socha
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Usne password rakha INCORRECT
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
“Your pasword is Incorrect”
Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
Oye Balle Balle
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 502 views
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