3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views

Three Sardars To A Picnic

3 Sardar picnic par samose leke jaate hain. Vo pepsi le jana bhool jate hain. chote sardar ko pepsi lene ke liye bheja jaata hain .vo is shart par jata hai ki uske aane tak koi samose na khaye.

Sardar ko gaye 1 din ho jaate hai 2 din 3 din 4th day 2no sardar samose khane ke liye haath badate hai ki chota sardar ped ke piche se nikalta he oye!! Tum samose khaoge to nahin jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police constable 2 his son:

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Small World

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.

They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.

The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."

He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas - Bahu

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)