Nikah fees
Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1078 views
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Mang rahe ho?
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Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.
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I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”
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suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
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Ans:
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Friend: Does he smoke?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he drink beer?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
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Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry
Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,
Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna
number likh k dikhao,
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/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala
Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)