Free iPhone Jeeto Race Lagane Par
Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha
Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”
Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”
Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1249 views
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