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Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
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Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 933 views
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Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .

Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .

Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga .

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Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. 

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Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

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Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli

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Teacher : Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
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Husband: Kal mere khawab

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi.

Wah!Kia larki thi.

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Evil made a mother-in-law.

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Height Of Ratta…

Height Of Ratta…
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crying he
approched him
and asked:” whats the
Matter..??
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Boy:” matter is any
substance that
occupies
space n have mass.

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1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

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peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

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Pyar se pesh ana chahye

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