Is This Really A Question
Bacha Ghar se Maar khakar School ja raha tha.
Raste me kisi ne Pucha-:Beta Padhte ho?"
Bacha bola - "Nahi Dress pahan ke tere Baap ki Shadi me jaa raha hu."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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