Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 776 views

MARRIAGE and retuarant

Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends.
You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Hamare Desh Ki Aausat

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish –

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,

mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marte marte bachi hun

Bv:me driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun,aj me dusri bar marte marte bchi hun.
Shohar:(khushi se)begum aik aur mauqa use de do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)