Sonia Gandhi In Dabbang Style

When Sonia Gandhi was asked by a newspaper that is she scared of thousands of people going against Congress.

Sonia Gandhi replied in Dabaang Style:

Hazaro se darr nahin lagta Sahab...
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Hazare se lagta hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1036 views
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