Nya sipahi(inspector se)
Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha
Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha
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