winter season me :

Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?

Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 576 views

at the bank

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Hospital gaya

Aik admi ki taang ki hadi toot gaye.
Hospital gaya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dekh kar bola ....Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”

Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my surgery”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do you think you can

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)