Sardarji Maths Ke Teacher
Sardarji Khali Katory Me
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?
Sardarji:
Me Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1283 views
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