Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:

“yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?”.

Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 751 views

Kanjoos bole to koun

MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo

MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
.
Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I know all of them

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ka perol pump

Pathan ne petrol pump banaya aur aik letter bi nai bika tha
pata hai kiun

^
q k pump dosri manzal pe tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Maine Cigarette Chhor Di

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?

Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.

BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)