Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.

customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views

Funny

Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Police

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy

Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy Funny Udu Jokes
Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi Par Yaad
Tumhari Ati Hy, Tum Sans Wahan Par
Lyti Ho Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)