Kya aap ko pata hy.
Kya aap ko pata hy...?
B00ks samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..?
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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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